1. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,you never
get an engaged one.
3.Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat tire, the
next morning you will have a flat tire.
4. Variation Law of Traffic Jams:
If you change queues in traffic, the
one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
5. THEORY of Bathing
When the body is immersed in water,the
6.LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you
know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
7. LAW of the RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.
8.LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
At any event, the people whose seats
are furthest from the aisle arrive
10.LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last
until the coffee is cold.